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<div class="item"><h1>24. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >JohnnyIkarus</strong> "Happy Holidays!"</div>
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<div class="item"><h1>23. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >JohnnyIkarus</strong> "I AM ETERNAL!!!"</div>
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<div class="item"><h1>22. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >sorexus</strong> "Dein meme des Tages brow (message from johnnyikarus [drunk])"</div>
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<div class="item"><h1>21. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >JohnnyIkarus</strong> "Langspielplatte... dieses meme widme ich dir!"</div>
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<div class="item"><h1>20. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "When someone hands you pizza but it isn‘t beef hot sauce extra beef extra garlic"</div>
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<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc3C1LuF9q6/" data-instgrm-version="8" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc3C1LuF9q6/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">Ein Beitrag geteilt von Dab Moms (@dabmoms)</a> am <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2017-12-18T22:18:46+00:00">Dez 18, 2017 um 2:18 PST</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>19. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >Dilly boytlin92</strong> "Danker things. Stay lit"</div>
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<div class="item"><h1>18. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >edwarf:</strong> "=D"</div>
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<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="P1CUtjT"><a href="//imgur.com/P1CUtjT"></a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>17. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "honey lan best lan, r u pumped n***as?! "</div>
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<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink=https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcq2YrDn86D/ data-instgrm-version="8" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcq2YrDn86D/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">Ein Beitrag geteilt von 🎅🏽 (@ironic.mp4)</a> am <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2017-12-14T04:39:07+00:00">13. Dez 2017 um 20:39 Uhr</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>16. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >HI-FISHxD:</strong> "Stay true, fuck life!"</div>
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bZ3pU-saMLQ?rel=0&showinfo=0" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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<div class="item"><h1>15. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "thumbnail gives all away :("</div>
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uWx2d1kXKds?rel=0&showinfo=0" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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<div class="item"><h1>14. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "No man will take Langspielplattes wunschicoin"</div>
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<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-version="7" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:55.13888888888889% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BcpSgYhFUp_/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">Ein Beitrag geteilt von Sonny Side Up (@sonny5ideup)</a> am <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2017-12-13T14:05:51+00:00">13. Dez 2017 um 6:05 Uhr</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>13. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >edwarf:</strong> "[NO MESSAGE]"</div>
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<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="DIi45he"><a href="//imgur.com/DIi45he">To pole vault</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>12. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >ultrauser:</strong> "Antike FLAK-Einheit"</div>
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<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="k9kecfV"><a href="//imgur.com/k9kecfV">Enjoy this drone getting taken out with a spear</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>11. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >Langspielplatte:</strong> "Hör auf mich mit diesem dummen Spruch zu nerven"</div>
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<div class="item"><h1>10. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "One defends you, the other three attack you "</div>
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<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-version="7" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcdplr-jwvT/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">Ein Beitrag geteilt von Shitheadsteve (@shitheadsteve)</a> am <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2017-12-09T01:36:40+00:00">8. Dez 2017 um 17:36 Uhr</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>9. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "Dankcember hit me like"</div>
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<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-version="7" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:28.125% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BcYbNyTFBy1/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">Ein Beitrag geteilt von Gone Patrol (@gonepatrol)</a> am <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2017-12-07T00:59:03+00:00">6. Dez 2017 um 16:59 Uhr</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>8. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >Langspielplatte:</strong> "Ich kann dich nicht sehen"</div>
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<div class="item"><h1>7. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >edwarf:</strong> "it is fascinating how nature does that"</div>
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<div width="500" class="item"><h1>6. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >Langspielplatte:</strong> "Die Sonne Ist Kalt.MP3"</div>
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<div class="item"><h1>5. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "o message for my next entry f**k dankcember"</div>
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<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-version="7" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BcQb5kXnx59/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">Ein Beitrag geteilt von MEME KING 👑 (@complexmemes)</a> am <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2017-12-03T22:27:03+00:00">3. Dez 2017 um 14:27 Uhr</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>4. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >matti:</strong> " ist dies hier die community um dank shit zu submitten?"</div>
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<blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="de"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">😂 <a href="https://t.co/W3UwBdeNdV">pic.twitter.com/W3UwBdeNdV</a></p>— Dank Memes 💎💎💎 (@FreeMemesKids) <a href="https://twitter.com/FreeMemesKids/status/937036756632985602?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">2. Dezember 2017</a></blockquote>
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<div class="item"><h1>3. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"><strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "so everyone gets what he deserves in the #johnnyskikarus.ru snowbents calendar"</div>
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<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="58SxunN"><a href="//imgur.com/58SxunN">.</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>2. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"> <strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "Okokok bruvs door 2 is gunna be sumthn cute fur ya"</div>
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<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-version="7" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:500px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:51.42487046632125% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BcMXL-JDUkf/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">Ein Beitrag geteilt von Cuter (@cuter)</a> am <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2017-12-02T08:28:47+00:00">2. Dez 2017 um 0:28 Uhr</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script>
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<div class="item"><h1>1. Dezember 2017</h1>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-leftbar w3-border-green w3-pale-green"> <strong class="" >re2one:</strong> "moin señoritas*innen, willkommen zum #johnnymemekarus.ru dankventskalender türchen nr 1"</div>
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<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-version="7" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:700px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:40.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BcItMFYjp7f/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">Ein Beitrag geteilt von Looper (@looperhq)</a> am <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2017-11-30T22:24:04+00:00">30. Nov 2017 um 14:24 Uhr</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js"></script>
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